"Amherst Sucks At Football"

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/27black.html

"Who am I kidding? She'd never go out with me. She was dating that actor for a while. What's his name? Benicio? What kind of name is Benicio? A stupid name, that's what kind. Hi, I'm Benicio. I'm so cool. I'm sooooo cool. I should start going by Billicio. I'm Billicio Del Joelio. I play pianolo...

Amherst sucks at football.

...And if that loudmouth Bob Schimke requests "Piano Man," I just need to look him in the eye and tell him I'd be happy to play it for him just as soon as he goes ahead and fucks himself."

I Used To Live In Northampton

Previous Northampton resident, and current resident of nyc, Zach Linder, in the NY Post.


See also, the ongoing video series, I Used To Live In Northampton