"Not eating chard. That's what all those weirdos eat at their stupid picnics on the Hungry Ghost lawn." -Nina

July 12, 2008

Northampton Blight There Is A Hardware Store On King St Where You Can Buy Any Materials You Need To Clean Up What You Think Is Dirty.

In a comment left at this blog recently, someone asked simply, "sour grapes?" Sour is like being silently bitter, I think at least. Clearly Im a dick about hipsters, the callously affluent, people who grow big lawns, and just general douchebags. I mean, whatever you call them, they're really all the same people. Like, basically, entitled ppl who want stuff for themselves, even it means taking from those who have less than them, and prefer not to have to give anything to anyone else. Yah, they make me feel weird inside.

Does anyone know people at the FOX TV Network? Can we get them to come here to Northampton to do a kinda celebrity boxing match? Except instead of celebrities it can like rich vs poor, or town vs gown, or artists vs workers, or some such loaded title. Now that would be something to fight over.

Also, everyone knows that people who are against graffiti are really just racist against italians.

Related: Street in a small town.

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